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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 16:51:19 GMT -6
(Riff Raff) It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes it's toll...
(Magenta) Ahh...
(Riff Raff) But listen closely...
(Magenta) Not for very much longer...
(Riff Raff) I've got to keep control. I remember doing the Time Warp. Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me.
(Riff Raff & Magenta) And the void would be calling.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Magenta) It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No not at all.
In another dimension With voyeuristic intention. Well secluded I see all...
(Riff Raff) With a bit of a mind flip...
(Magenta) You're into a time slip...
(Riff Raff) And nothing can ever be the same.
(Magenta) You're spaced out on sensation.
(Riff Raff) Like you're under sedation.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Columbia) Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink. Well it shook me up It took me by surprise He had a pick-up truck And the devil's eyes He stared at me And I felt a change Time meant nothing Never would again.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.
(Guests) You bring you knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again
(Columbia) Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww... Ahhhh.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
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batroy
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 16:58:39 GMT -6
Don't be a dumb ass..... you're new here and its been a long time since some of the older ones have experiences your.... unique... sense of love.
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batroy
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:04:31 GMT -6
What?
you said we were in this together Roy....
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batroy
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:05:02 GMT -6
YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN OLD MAN!
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batroy
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:05:22 GMT -6
BITCH!
*TACKLES DOWN STAIRS*
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:06:27 GMT -6
Scene cuts to batroy sitting on a desk in a Mr rogers sweater.
"Hi, some of you people might know me from-"
Is tackled by two other Batroys falling down stairs.
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batroy
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:51:28 GMT -6
WOah! Guys stop it!
GUYS! GUUYYS!!!
*each Batroy stops*
We cant be doing this, its our first day!
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:55:03 GMT -6
Sure we can, Its our first day, I haven't invaded the rules thread yet....
*Batroy puts on glasses*
we need to set an example.
*Batroy A puts on a cape*
I dont think we do.
*Batroy 1 puts on a monocle*
By Joe, Ive got a whizzing Idea fellows.
what? What? wHat?
Lets find our good friend Hunter and ask him if he will Open the scene for us?
Simultaneously - "He's still alive?"
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:55:51 GMT -6
Fucked if I know.
*Punches Batroy A in the face*
*Batroy 1 Spinning Bat kicks Batroy in the stomach*
*Batroy A explodes*
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batroy
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:56:30 GMT -6
All Batroys....
Explode....
*pieces of card board cut outs fall to the ground*
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 17:59:41 GMT -6
Is that going to happen to me Mr Batroy?!
*Pipe smoking Batroy walks over to little Jimmy*
Ha Ha, why ofcourse not little Jimmy, theres only one thing that can do that.
What is it sir?!
*room goes dark and a light gleams over Batroys face*
Jesse Styles patent wrestling formula....
*Tussles Jimmy's hair*
Everyone Laughs.
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 18:20:16 GMT -6
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A STAR TO IN MY TOP LEFT PICTURE FRAME!
......
STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL YOU IDIOT, OUR BIT DOESN'T WORK IF YOU DO!
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 18:20:47 GMT -6
Yes it does Jenkins... Just shut up and let me take the wheel.
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 18:21:12 GMT -6
You are crazy! Crazy! I hate you and I hate sharing this cut out with you!
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Post by batroy on Feb 21, 2016 18:21:35 GMT -6
Aww dont be like that dude, I love you, hey, without you, I would only be half a bat.
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